A Scot’s Lament fur her American Fellows (Oan their election of a tangerine gabshite walloper).

America, aw whit ye dain?!
How could ye choose a clueless wain
Ti lead yir country? Who wid trust
A man sae vile?!
A racist, sexist eedjit
Wi a shite hairstyle?

Yet lo, ye votit (michty me!)
Ti hawn’ this walloper the key
Ti pow’r supreme, ti stert his hateful,
Cruel regime.
A cling ti hope that this is aw
Jist wan bad dream.

But naw, the nightmare has come true,
A curse upon rid, white an’ blue,
An’ those who cast oot Bernie
Must feel sitch regret
Fur thinkin’ Mrs. Clinton
Was a safer bet.

So noo we wait ti see unfold
Division an’ intolerance, cold;
A pois’nous bigotry untold
Since Hitler’s rule
As the free world’s hopes an’ dreams
Lie with this fool.

Alas, complainin’ wullnae change
The fact this diddy has free range
Ti ride roughshod ow’r human beings
That fall outside
The cretinous ideals borne of
His ugly pride.

Awch USA, we feel yir woes
An’ pour oor wee herts oot ti those
Who ken this oarange gabshite isnae
Who they chose,
But jist sit tight; Trump’s cluelessness
Will time expose.

Fur sittin’ there beside Obama
Efter the election drama,
Trump looked like reality
Had finally hit:
Aboot the role of president
He knew Jack shit.

Poutin’, glaikit through this farce,
His mooth wis pursed up like an arse,
His Tangoed coupon glowin’ like
A skelped backside.
Despite all his bravado
Trump looked keen ti hide.

Let’s therefur no despair an’ greet,
Or see this outcome as defeat.
Let’s wait an’ watch this bampot
Flap his hawns an’ squirm
When presidential pressures
Crush him like a worm.

Hawd oan ti values you hold dear,
Don’t let this numpty bring yi fear,
His chants of hatred don’t speak fur
The human race.
Love will endure despite this
Oarange-faced disgrace.

So USA, in ma conclusion,
Know we Scots feel your confusion:
We are also chained ti those
Not of oor choosin’.
Stand firm fur unity will break
Through Trump’s delusion.

trump

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140 thoughts on “A Scot’s Lament fur her American Fellows (Oan their election of a tangerine gabshite walloper).

  1. Greetings from the states:) I’m not familiar with some of the dialect here…..is it possible to get a translation for those of us across the pond? Thank You:)

    • Hi Bob! Yeah of course! I have an English Translation here:

      xxxxx English Translation!! xxxxx

      America, oh what are you doing?!
      How could you choose a clueless child
      To lead your country?
      Who would trust a man so vile?!
      A racist, sexist idiot
      With a stupid hairstyle.

      Yet, you voted (goodness me!)
      To hand this idiot the key
      To power supreme, to start his hateful
      Cruel regime.
      I cling to hope that this is all
      Just one bad dream.

      But no, the nightmare has come true,
      A curse upon red, white and blue,
      And those who cast out Bernie
      Must feel such regret
      For thinking Mrs. Clinton
      Was a safer bet.

      So now we wait to see unfold
      Division and intolerance, cold;
      A poisonous bigotry untold
      Since Hitler’s rule
      As the free world’s hopes and dreams
      Lie with this fool.

      Alas, complaining will not change
      The fact this idiot has free range
      To ride roughshod over human beings
      That fall outside
      The cretinous ideals borne of
      His ugly pride.

      Oh USA, we feel your woes
      An pour our little hearts out to those
      Who know this orange idiot isn’t
      Who they chose,
      But just sit tight; Trump’s cluelessness
      Will time expose.

      For sitting there beside Obama,
      After the election drama,
      Trump looked like reality
      Had finally hit:
      About the role of president
      He knew Jack shit.

      Pouting, vacant through this farce,
      His mouth was pursed up like an arse,
      His Tango’d face glowing like
      A smacked backside.
      Despite all his bravado,
      Trump looked keen to hide.

      Let’s therefore not despair and cry
      Or see this outcome as defeat.
      Let’s wait and watch this idiot
      Flap his hands and squirm
      When presidential pressures
      Crush him like a worm.

      Hold on to values you hold dear,
      Don’t let this idiot bring you fear,
      His chants of hatred don’t speak for
      The human race.
      Love will endure, despite this
      Orange-faced disgrace.

      So USA, in my conclusion,
      Know we Scots feel your confusion:
      We are also chained to those
      Not of our choosing.
      Stand firm, for unity will break
      Through Trump’s delusion.

  2. Lorna, I wrote a comment on the Twa Fannies thinking it was by you. If that was a mistake, I apologize because I think A Scot’s Lament is just as brilliant.

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