Third Degree Burns

If Burns had been alive today

I often wunner whit he’d say;

Wid he be unco proud tae ca’

Himsel’ a Scot

Or would he see a land

Where decency’s forgot?

 

Wid he be proud o’ Scotland noo

Tae witness things that some folk do:

Runnin ither buddies doon

Wi herts so cold,

Condemning folk fur things 

Outwith their ane control?

 

Wid Burns look on the Brexiteers

An’ run tae join them In their jeers

Of “refugees go hame,

We dinnae want ye here”,

Or wid he write o’ their sma’ minds

Wi rage sincere?

 

I rather think that Burns wid greet

Tae see the hameless oan the street

An’ see folk walkin’ by them

Wae contemptuous malice

While worshippin’ some family

Livin’ in a palace.

 

Wid he still write “a man’s a man”

See’n poverty across the land

An’ aw the super wealthy

Livin’ life tax free

While wee weans freeze cause maw can’t pay

The heatin’ fee?

 

Wid he still staun fur ‘Auld Land Syne’

Right next tae them an’ sing the lines:

“Should auld acquaintance be forgot”

An’ take their hands

If he kent o’ their hatred

T’ward their fellow man?

 

If Burns could see the bigotry,

Intolerance an’ cruelty

Directed at oor neeburs,

Feart an’ far fae hame,

Wid he no weep tae see his country

Brought tae shame?

 

The man who spoke o’ gratefu’ prayer

An’ treatin’ fellow men wi care

Wid see a refugee as but 

A brer long lost

An’ listen tae the tales o’

Every sea they’d crossed.

 

He’d bile wae rage tae read The Sun,

An’ racist vitriol it’s spun,

Drippin’ doon its poison 

Tae the brain-deid masses

An’ makin’ Tory voters o’

The workin’ classes.

 

An’ if Burns heard the BBC

He’d never pay his licence fee –

He’d no pay fur propaganda,

Spin an’ lies,

He’d staun an’ tell us aw

Tae open up our eyes.

 

Robert Burns wid sure detest

The wiy his country’s been oppressed;

Forced doon a path that cuts us aff

Fae neeburs, freens 

He’d want Scotland free again

By any means.

 

So, in Burns’ name, let’s join thegither,

Extendin’ friendship tae each ither;

Scotland welcomes wan an’ a’

Let’s make it clear:

Nae maitter where ye come fae

You are welcome here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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